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The owner of the titanic said : ” not even God can sink this ship ’ and we already know what happened . Marilyn Monroe said : ” i do not need Jesus ’ three days later she was found dead . A mother told her daughter : ” may God accompany you ’ Ironically she replied: ” in the trunk because he does not fit here ” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact . . If you are not ashamed of Jesus … reblog
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I’m sorry, but this is too funny not to post.
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If I were Apple, the commercial for the iPhone 5 would be this screen shot with the theme from Free Willy playing over it. Done and done.
